Crack!Drabble: Five Ways Darla Didn't Die.
By lafemmedarla

1

Darla's strangest, less likely way to die could be resumed in three words: stakes on a plane.

2

Oh the humanity! She could feel her life fading away in this mortal body. Disease, violence, car accidents, even death by her own hand! The possibilities were endless.

Still, tripping on the shower was not on her list.

3

Deep down, a part of Darla had known that chasing the slayer into a guillotine factory had not been the best idea ever.

4

There was no other way out. Ok, she could have chosen to stay on the covered side of the abandoned warehouse with Dru, listening to her recite Spike's poetry. But Darla chose jumping into the sunlight instead. Go figure.

5

The world was ending. Again. But Angel had found a way out - of course he had - and it involved one vampire sacrfice for the greater good. Rolling her eyes, she removed her earrings and took the stake off his hand, handing him the tiny jewels.

"Keep them safe. I'll be back." She was always back.

Her last thought before turning into ashes was "He better not give those to Cordelia while I'm gone."

The End

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